Slenderman's parents
Anna: ....... Is a slender like... a cross between the silence and a weeping angel?
Anna: because he never seems to really walk anywhere. He just kinda shows up. and he wears a suit.
Sam: .......oh my god
Anna: Headcanon accepted?
Sam: Slenderman is the lovechild of a silence and a weeping angel
Anna: the poor, unloved lovechild. that's why he kills people
Sam: omg
Sam: -SCREECH-
Anna: yesssss?
Sam: He thinks he doesn't have a family, that he's unloved.
Anna: -sob-
Sam: He lives in an empty park, the only other thing he knows, that he's familar with, is an angel statue.
Sam: But he's being watched over by his parents
Sam: But he doesn't know it
Sam: Because he forgets about the Silence
Sam: And the angel doesn't move when he sees it
Anna: .....
Sam: And THAT'S WHY THE ANGEL WEEPS
Anna: a;lsdjflksdfj;alsdjflasdj;flasdj,f
Sam: -screaming-
Sam: slender baby your parents love you
Sam: -sits here with all these slenderman emotions-
